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Jamie Stringer

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Re: The FML Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 12:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Tim Mitchell

F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French

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Re: The FML Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 07:36:48 PM »
I slept for 16 hours last night. FML

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Re: The FML Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 09:43:47 AM »
Cross-posted from Exile. This happened 2 minutes ago:

I flushed my toilet to hear that something didn't sound right.  Apparently that little tube which is clipped to a structure that shoots the water directly into the basin (the top part) had become disconnected - causing a strange sound.  So I flushed the toilet to hear the weird noise....  I lifted the top part up to inspect what was going on.  That tube was pointed *directly* at my f-ing face.  It sprayed my face with slightly pressurized water for 5 seconds.  I would have moved out of the way, but y'know, completely in shock at 8:30 in the morning.  I duck away to wipe off my face when I realize that this tube from my toilet is spraying water all over my ceiling and wall; and it won't stop until the basin fills up again.  So now my face and my bathroom are water logged.  FML

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Re: The FML Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 06:55:47 PM »
I work in the customer service industry.  I had to sit there while a customer talked to me in detail this awesome thing that David Blain did.  FML.