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Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« on: April 20, 2009, 03:12:39 AM »
Q. What does Michell Obama ask Barrack every night before bed?

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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 07:03:09 AM »
Q. What does Michell Obama ask Barrack every night before bed?


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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 08:32:21 AM »
Barrack?  What, do soldiers sleep in him now? 
If looks could kill, you would be an uzi.

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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 05:56:25 PM »
How can you tell when a politican is lying?
His (her) lips are moving.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

dont blame me. i didnt make them up.

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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 03:27:14 AM »
Biggest Law/Politics joke ever: LawDog3.

I Waited on purpose...


Q. What does Michell Obama ask Barrack every night before bed?

A. "How's my 'stimulus package' cuming along?"


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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 03:30:09 AM »
Q. What does Michell Obama ask Barrack every night before bed?


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Ya. It is...the punch line hasn't been told...

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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 03:35:33 AM »
More:

Q. What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

A. Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.



Q. What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?

A. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.



Q. Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.



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Re: Who's Got a good Law/Politics Joke
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 03:41:31 AM »
Barrack?  What, do soldiers sleep in him now? 

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