ITT you describe/speculate on what particular LSDers are like in real life

[bl825]

IRL, Alex Trebek is trying, unsuccessfully, to grow a mustache.

[Julie Fern]

so is vanna white.

[bl825]

IRL, Julie Fern is a staunch Republican. 

[CTL]

hahah...

[Pardon Johnny Cash.]

IRL, bl285 is Diet Sunkist (Diet Dr. Pepper)

[bl825]

IRL, Pardon Johnny Cash sits alone at a desk in a dark room, surrounded by hundreds of pieces of crumpled-up paper, each one containing the beginning of a failed attempt at love poetry for Diet Sunkist.

[Navlaw]

IRL, PJC drinks fruity girly drinks

[Pardon Johnny Cash.]

IRL, PJC drinks fruity girly drinks

The only fruit I consume in a calendar year are the tomatoes on my hamburgers

[bl825]

IRL, PJC drinks fruity girly drinks

The only fruit I consume in a calendar year are the tomatoes on my hamburgers

Which isn't to say that you don't have fruity drinks, since these are not actually fruit. 

[CTL]

IRL, I am a loser.