I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
Let me summarize: "Yatta, yatta and yatta."When you're a laywer, he who pays you is right. Full stop. Obviously, you don't lie and you don't suppress or hide information... but there is no moral conflict. This is your profession: deal with it.