Take her on a vacation. Most law students are exhausted from this three year marathon.Seriously, when she comes home, just be like, "Pack your bags. We're going to Bermuda for a week!"
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
Full Gold Rolex Daytona.