Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
The main partner in their Entertainment Law group went to CLS, but he was Fiske and on LR, so be careful. You don't want to set yourself goals that are too high.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think Yale's edge in academia comes primarily from its name or selectivity. A lot of people like to say "Yale is best for academia," pointing to the % of professors that comes from Yale, but they never really go beyond that. I think the reason Yale is so good for academia is that they encourage their students to write and develop scholarship in a way that other schools do not. If you feel you're set on pursuing an academic career, then you probably won't need as much incentive to develop scholarship, and so going to a school with faculty that is high up in your desired field might be a better idea.