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How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« on: February 10, 2009, 01:06:38 PM »
She won't have it... lol
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 01:23:58 PM »
wait, you have a GIRLFRIEND?
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 01:53:30 PM »
Get a new girlfriend, preferably a pornstar.
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 02:27:50 PM »
Some girls don't like facial hair. You might just have to give up the ghost and shave.
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 04:14:50 PM »
Quote from: IamAnXman on February 10, 2009, 01:06:38 PM
She won't have it... lol

first, you must offer doing something equally humiliating.

like bathe.
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 04:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Elephant Lee on February 10, 2009, 02:27:50 PM
Some girls don't like facial hair. You might just have to give up the ghost and shave.

I lulzed.

I know a few girls you might want to try out, Xman.
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Quote from: mugatu on August 05, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
I do not like hats.
I do not like them on bats.
I would not like them near cats.
I would not like them made out of mats.

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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 04:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Cthulhu on February 11, 2009, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Elephant Lee on February 10, 2009, 02:27:50 PM
Some girls don't like facial hair. You might just have to give up the ghost and shave.

I lulzed.

I know a few girls you might want to try out, Xman.

You are not my pimp. How many times do I have to tell you?
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Re: How Do I Get My Girlfriend to Let Me Give Her a Facial?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 04:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Susan B. Anthony on February 11, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on February 11, 2009, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Elephant Lee on February 10, 2009, 02:27:50 PM
Some girls don't like facial hair. You might just have to give up the ghost and shave.

I lulzed.

I know a few girls you might want to try out, Xman.

You are not my pimp. How many times do I have to tell you?

Totally!  You're free!  I don't even get any money!
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Quote from: mugatu on August 05, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
I do not like hats.
I do not like them on bats.
I would not like them near cats.
I would not like them made out of mats.
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