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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2005, 11:35:18 PM »
Will you beat them?

What are some things you will instill them?



Im going to have to sides. I will beat them, then immediately after hug them, tell them I love, the mistake they made, and how to go about things in the future. My kids will think im bi-polar, but you have to let your kids know your crazy but that on the other hand no one will ever love them as much as you do.

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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2005, 01:44:40 PM »
depends on the kid.  some kids need a good spanking.  some kids can get by lecture.  My kids will be doing the kneeling down and raising their hands and carrying law books exercises  :D  badass kids

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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2005, 02:00:44 PM »
I will do it like my mother did. Fly into hysterical fits of rage over the smallest things such as a bit of dirt on the carpet. Emotional 180's for absolutely no reason. Oddball, awkward questions regarding things not suitable for childrens ears. :P

Seriously though, I think I'll use something similar to JLF's method. Deprivation of a reward is always a most effective method.

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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2005, 02:46:08 PM »
But what are some things you will instill in them? What will you tell them about the world we live in?

Would you warn them about some things?

Would you tell them to be a Doctor or Lawyer? Would you accept it if they brought home B's?



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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2005, 10:06:58 PM »
But what are some things you will instill in them? What will you tell them about the world we live in?

Would you warn them about some things?

Would you tell them to be a Doctor or Lawyer? Would you accept it if they brought home B's?

Honesty, patriotism, loyalty, respect.

Drugs, sex, drugs, alcohol, drugs, credit cards, drugs, unsafe driving, and oh yeah, drugs.

I've told both my kids I don't care what occupation they pick, as long as it makes them happy.  So far, one wants to be a kindergarten teacher and the other wants to be an actress.
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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2005, 08:20:37 AM »
many of same skills involved.

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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2005, 09:43:29 AM »
many of same skills involved.

Pretending not to want to strangle a room full of unruly 5 year olds will certainly require certain acting skills.   ;)
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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2005, 11:17:00 AM »
But what are some things you will instill in them? What will you tell them about the world we live in?

Would you warn them about some things?

Would you tell them to be a Doctor or Lawyer? Would you accept it if they brought home B's?

Honesty, patriotism, loyalty, respect.

Drugs, sex, drugs, alcohol, drugs, credit cards, drugs, unsafe driving, and oh yeah, drugs.

I've told both my kids I don't care what occupation they pick, as long as it makes them happy.  So far, one wants to be a kindergarten teacher and the other wants to be an actress.

When I read that I made that sound that the Home Improvement guy makes.

"UUUGH?"




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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2005, 11:21:42 AM »
But what are some things you will instill in them? What will you tell them about the world we live in?

Would you warn them about some things?

Would you tell them to be a Doctor or Lawyer? Would you accept it if they brought home B's?

Honesty, patriotism, loyalty, respect.

Drugs, sex, drugs, alcohol, drugs, credit cards, drugs, unsafe driving, and oh yeah, drugs.

I've told both my kids I don't care what occupation they pick, as long as it makes them happy.  So far, one wants to be a kindergarten teacher and the other wants to be an actress.

When I read that I made that sound that the Home Improvement guy makes.

"UUUGH?"


Why???

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Re: How will you discipline your children?
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2005, 01:47:07 PM »
I will keep a vial of hydrochloric acid on hand and inject it under their skin when they misbehave.