This was always my favorite:
You're killing enticing me!
Anybody starting in the summer?
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
Personally, I think it'd be fun to rent a house in the undergrad ghetto and throw massive parties. If you do so in the fall, buy some booze, and send a blanket invite to everyone and anyone, you'll be sure to climb up the popularity ladder.Feel free to reply to this thread, or PM me, for more info on neighborhoods and all things Ann Arbor.