You have a weird chest hair pattern.
you have only one ball.
Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
When you try to take the bar, you'll end up drinking yourself to deathGet it?...cause you're dumb?....and you go to an actual bar?....okay maybe not....FAIL