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ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine

ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« on: December 09, 2008, 03:19:46 PM »
And say what you would make the fine:

Honking obnoxiously at the little old lady who takes a little too long cross the street: 1/5 of the value of your car.

TimMitchell

Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 10:01:36 AM »
Asking "what are my chances" or calling yourself a "spliter" with a 178/3.8 or similar

3 points off your LSAT and .1 off your GPA


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Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 10:16:12 AM »
Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

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Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 10:26:53 AM »
Murder - $5 million. $4 million paid to family and $1 million to gubment. No jail time.


This is a joke, by the way.

TimMitchell

Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 10:30:19 AM »
Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

No way, I've def been a cigarette bum at the bars since I've been trying to quit

Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 10:40:16 AM »
What if the bummer says, "I know I'm a major feminine hygiene product and my red beard is totally ridiculous, but can you please spare a ciggie?"
Does that make it more acceptable?

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Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 10:43:38 AM »
Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

Okay, wow, you are really not a member of the international fellowship of the nic fit.

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Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 10:46:37 AM »
"Can I borrow some chew? I'm trying to stain my beard."

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 10:47:34 AM »
"Can I borrow some chew? I'm trying to stain my beard."

Or burn a hole in your cheek?

(Anyone see that video in middle school health class?  Yikes.)

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Re: ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 10:48:40 AM »
Starting threads like this: $0.05.  (It will add up for you Thread Starter).