ITT you list things that you think should be punishable by fine

[The Thread Starter]

And say what you would make the fine:

Honking obnoxiously at the little old lady who takes a little too long cross the street: 1/5 of the value of your car.

[TimMitchell]

Asking "what are my chances" or calling yourself a "spliter" with a 178/3.8 or similar

3 points off your LSAT and .1 off your GPA

[econtutorNV]

Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

[Elephant Lee]

Murder - $5 million. $4 million paid to family and $1 million to gubment. No jail time.


This is a joke, by the way.

[TimMitchell]

Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

No way, I've def been a cigarette bum at the bars since I've been trying to quit

[Diet Yomajesty]

What if the bummer says, "I know I'm a major feminine hygiene product and my red beard is totally ridiculous, but can you please spare a ciggie?"
Does that make it more acceptable?

[Miss P]

Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes

Okay, wow, you are really not a member of the international fellowship of the nic fit.

[Elephant Lee]

"Can I borrow some chew? I'm trying to stain my beard."

[Miss P]

"Can I borrow some chew? I'm trying to stain my beard."

Or burn a hole in your cheek?

(Anyone see that video in middle school health class?  Yikes.)

[vap]

Starting threads like this: $0.05.  (It will add up for you Thread Starter).