Asking for a cigarette from a complete stranger. Fine = $ amount of a pack of cigarettes
You could leave a cardboard cutout of Erik Estrada at the front counter and I guarantee you no one would ever know the difference. Not so much because you resemble Erik Estrada, more so because you have the personality of cardboard.
That's cool how you referenced a case.
I'm so far from the end of my tether right now that I reckon I could knit myself some socks with the slack.
"Can I borrow some chew? I'm trying to stain my beard."