Library Eaters

[Holden Caulfield]

To all of you that munch on doritos, goldfish, or any other type of snack food in the library:


I hate you.



The sound of you chewing makes me want tear my hair out. Whats that? You close your mouth while you chew? It doesn't matter because, while that may make you feel less obnoxious, I can still hear your molars grinding down your food from twenty feet away. In addition to making me completely lose focus on my studying, you make me want to vomit.

[heartbreaker]

To all of you that munch on doritos, goldfish, or any other type of snack food in the library:


I hate you.



The sound of you chewing makes me want tear my hair out. Whats that? You close your mouth while you chew? It doesn't matter because, while that may make you feel less obnoxious, I can still hear your molars grinding down your food from twenty feet away. In addition to making me completely lose focus on my studying, you make me want to vomit.

The sound of people eating is actually my least favorite thing in the world. It drives my blood pressure up to completely unhealthy levels, and no joke, makes me want to destroy things. It's baaad!

Especially in the library. Argh. There's a specific circle of hell reserved for these folks.

[Pop Up Video]

The only thing worse than library eaters is the bottomless-chip-bag-fishers. Seriously, how long does it take to pull a chip out of a package, and how can anyone possibly make that much noise going for it?

[imwithhappy]

libraries are for smoking and hooking up, not eating!

wait, what?

Mmmmm...smoking.....

Mmmmmm...hooking up, then smoking....

[Matthies]

To all of you that munch on doritos, goldfish, or any other type of snack food in the library:


I hate you.



The sound of you chewing makes me want tear my hair out. Whats that? You close your mouth while you chew? It doesn't matter because, while that may make you feel less obnoxious, I can still hear your molars grinding down your food from twenty feet away. In addition to making me completely lose focus on my studying, you make me want to vomit.

This is the law school version of: OMGZ somebody totally sneezed in the LSAT room and that’s what cause me to get a missbuble a whole section no fairz OMD cancel, retake, kill self?

PRO TIP: Life - its full of distractions

[liljeffy]

Selective Soft Sound Sensitivity!  A kind of hyperacusis.

look it up!  maybe they have drugs for you!

-Dr. liljeffy

[EarlCat]

This is the law school version of: OMGZ somebody totally sneezed in the LSAT room and that’s what cause me to get a missbuble a whole section no fairz OMD cancel, retake, kill self?

PRO TIP: Life - its full of distractions

QFT

Personally I prefer to slurp soup in the library, one delicious spoonful after another.

[Holden Caulfield]

To all of you that munch on doritos, goldfish, or any other type of snack food in the library:


I hate you.



The sound of you chewing makes me want tear my hair out. Whats that? You close your mouth while you chew? It doesn't matter because, while that may make you feel less obnoxious, I can still hear your molars grinding down your food from twenty feet away. In addition to making me completely lose focus on my studying, you make me want to vomit.

This is the law school version of: OMGZ somebody totally sneezed in the LSAT room and that’s what cause me to get a missbuble a whole section no fairz OMD cancel, retake, kill self?

PRO TIP: Life - its full of distractions

Sneezing is uncontrollable. Munching on some grindage in the lib is completely voluntary and inconsiderate. Anyways, I'm over it. I'm ready to rock my property test tomorrow. Right now I'm just resting and playing command and conquer red alert: windows 98 edish.

[Matthies]

To all of you that munch on doritos, goldfish, or any other type of snack food in the library:


I hate you.



The sound of you chewing makes me want tear my hair out. Whats that? You close your mouth while you chew? It doesn't matter because, while that may make you feel less obnoxious, I can still hear your molars grinding down your food from twenty feet away. In addition to making me completely lose focus on my studying, you make me want to vomit.

This is the law school version of: OMGZ somebody totally sneezed in the LSAT room and that’s what cause me to get a missbuble a whole section no fairz OMD cancel, retake, kill self?

PRO TIP: Life - its full of distractions

Sneezing is uncontrollable. Munching on some grindage in the lib is completely voluntary and inconsiderate. Anyways, I'm over it. I'm ready to rock my property test tomorrow. Right now I'm just resting and playing command and conquer red alert: windows 98 edish.

God you have something tha runs '98, put that in a musem, good luck on property