I’m sick of it. So damn sick of it. No matter where I go, no matter who I talk to, I can’t catch a break for poo. I’m so DONE. Put a f-in’ fork in me. Since AUGUST, I’ve been busting my ass, day and night, in class, at work, all the f-in’ time trying to find a mother f-ing job. I’ve sent out hundreds, upon hundreds of applications. I’ve scoured the far corners of the internet. I’ve exhausted my personal connections. I’ve heard every excuse under the sun: We’re not hiring right now; We’re looking for someone who is already licensed; We have already completed our recruiting needs. BITE ME. But that’s not even as bad as some of the clowns I’ve interviewed / talked with. One a-hole told me I couldn’t find a job in the south because too many of them hate northerners. Get over it – ass hat. One guy dropped “F” bombs all throughout the f-ing interview! He trash talked liberals for a half an hour. Other assholes expect me to shell out my life savings to fly across the country to interview with them. Hello! I’m f-ing POOR!!! You idiots are sitting on massive amounts of cash, and you want me, the poor law student who is eligible for Section 8 housing and food stamps, to go GET ON A PLANE AND FLY TO YOU?! DREAM ON, ASS BAGS! Some buttholes think it’s kosher to hire me at $30,000 or less. Listen, freaks, inflation has happened since you were in the 3rd grade! YOU CAN’T SURIVIVE ON 30 G’S!!! 
I’m sick of this! People say that our generation has this “high and mighty sense of entitlement” and we want all of this poo for nothing, blah blah blah. Well, let me tell YOU something - OLD WINDBAGS - YOU’RE ALL OLD CHEAP BASTARDS! All of those whining critics of our generation fault us because we don’t want to work 60 hours a week after accumulating $120,000 in debt for a whopping $25 - 30,000. Go eat a f-ing turd. It’s easy to be critical when you’re loaded and financially secure. These anus warriors get a f-ing kick out of watching the youth of America suffer, probably because “they had to do it once.” Bite me. Since when has growing up in America become a big hazing ritual? To all of the unsupportive, stupid-ass crap heads out there…go to hell. I’m done.
What a whiny little b**ch. Waaa, I can't live on $30K, waaaa. It's called getting your foot in the door. You take a state trial level clerkship for $30K (for one year working basically 9-5), defer your loan payments, live modestly, pick the brain of the judge you're working for, and NETWORK with local attorneys who might be willing to throw you a full-time job after your clerkship ends. I'm not planning on working in the town where I'm clerking, but after one local bar association happy hour, I have had two local attorneys tell me that if I can't find a job in city X, to call them and "we'll work something out for you."
There is also a federal loan consolidation program starting in July of 09 where if you work in a qualifying position (DA/PD/public interest) and make minimum income based payments for 10 years (on a $40K salary, its about $300 a month with $125K in loans), the government will pay off your student loans. There are several small market cities where you can get a govt job starting at between $35-40K, opt into the program, make your loan payments, and have a decent (but not lavish) quality of life.
Instead of looking at the most realistic options, keep up the good work. Keep applying for positions on the opposite coast and get angry when they don't want to shell out money to fly you in for an interview when they can probably hire someone who lives 5 minutes away with more impressive credentials...and most importantly, common sense.
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