SO Pissed...

[McNasty]

I’m sick of it. So damn sick of it. No matter where I go, no matter who I talk to, I can’t catch a break for poo. I’m so DONE. Put a f-in’ fork in me. Since AUGUST, I’ve been busting my ass, day and night, in class, at work, all the f-in’ time trying to find a mother f-ing job. I’ve sent out hundreds, upon hundreds of applications. I’ve scoured the far corners of the internet. I’ve exhausted my personal connections. I’ve heard every excuse under the sun: We’re not hiring right now; We’re looking for someone who is already licensed; We have already completed our recruiting needs. BITE ME. But that’s not even as bad as some of the clowns I’ve interviewed / talked with. One a-hole told me I couldn’t find a job in the south because too many of them hate northerners. Get over it – ass hat. One guy dropped “F” bombs all throughout the f-ing interview! He trash talked liberals for a half an hour. Other assholes expect me to shell out my life savings to fly across the country to interview with them. Hello! I’m f-ing POOR!!! You idiots are sitting on massive amounts of cash, and you want me, the poor law student who is eligible for Section 8 housing and food stamps, to go GET ON A PLANE AND FLY TO YOU?! DREAM ON, ASS BAGS! Some buttholes think it’s kosher to hire me at $30,000 or less. Listen, freaks, inflation has happened since you were in the 3rd grade! YOU CAN’T SURIVIVE ON 30 G’S!!!  I’m sick of this! People say that our generation has this “high and mighty sense of entitlement” and we want all of this poo for nothing, blah blah blah. Well, let me tell YOU something - OLD WINDBAGS - YOU’RE ALL OLD CHEAP BASTARDS! All of those whining critics of our generation fault us because we don’t want to work 60 hours a week after accumulating $120,000 in debt for a whopping $25 - 30,000. Go eat a f-ing turd. It’s easy to be critical when you’re loaded and financially secure. These anus warriors get a f-ing kick out of watching the youth of America suffer, probably because “they had to do it once.” Bite me. Since when has growing up in America become a big hazing ritual? To all of the unsupportive, stupid-ass crap heads out there…go to hell. I’m done. 

[Matthies]

[Matthies]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more *&^% your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

[Diet Yomajesty]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more *&^% your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

Epic.

[logickills]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more poo your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

Epic.

agreed.  epic indeed.

[vap]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more poo your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

Matthies, am I sacrificing lamb #3 or #4?

[McNasty]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more poo your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

THIS is some bull! Life is hard? I should be thankful that I’m not some sort of screwed up, homeless, deformed paraplegic with AIDS and cancer? Things will get better? This is some crap that you can pretty much feed to anyone. It’s a standard, boilerplate, feel-good message that is just as applicable to some spoiled, twelve year-old brat as it is to people with legitimate problems. Whether someone is pissed because they can’t stay up late to watch TV, or because they had their arm blown off in Iraq - your “epic” message applies. Frankly, I find it to be trite and dismissive.  Eat me, boyfriend. Lets get back to the REAL issue. Hundreds of thousands of real law students have just spent an ass load of cash on a mediocre education (I don’t care where your school is ranked - NO 3L walks out with a JD and feels ready to practice law…because the classes are all a bunch of poo). Furthermore, there are a bunch of greedy, disrespectful and unsympathetic employers filling up the market who are eager to take a poo on any recent graduate who crosses their path! They harass and ridicule their new brethren (as if that hadn’t already happened enough in school) - and attempt to take them for all their worth, and expect us to be GREATFUL for the wonderful opportunities they provide! HAH! “Oh, thank you so much Mr. Partner for hiring me. Yes, I know I’m ignorant. It will be my pleasure to bill out 2300 hours for you and your esteemed colleagues! Working on Saturdays? Oh! No problem! I didn’t have much interest in raising a family, anyway. I live to serve! Would you like to see my ass? I tattooed my favorite parts of the USCA on there! Also, don’t worry about those loan re-payments I have. I am going to cut out my kidney with a pocket knife and sell it on Craigslist.” Unbelievable! It’s a big f-in’ pyramid scheme - and government lawyers are no better. Those clowns do a half assed job until they’re 55, then peace out and take home 1/3 of the salary through some absurd retirement program that will ultimately lead to hiring freezes and a cashless government.

I think I’m just going to open up my own firm. McNasty, LLP. Keep it real, y’all - and don’t let the man hold you down.

[jacy85]

Hi, McNasty, life calling, did I catch you at a bad time? Ok, great. Just wanted to remind of a few things. In case you forgot, I’m hard. I don’t owe you anything either. I’m not your little league coach, I’m not going to pat you on the head and tell you you’re a winner even though we just lost 21-0. But I do get better, then of course I throw some more poo your way. It’s how I roll. This is not going to be the hardest thing you will encounter with me. Some folks got it worse than you, I make sure of that.  I’m fickle and not particularly fair either. I don’t really care if you succeed at me or not. That’s up to you, you can quit trying now and give up, but I’ll assure you this is one of the easier things I’m going to throw your way if you make through the next 60 years or so of my game. Thanks for playing, glad we had this chat, now I need to go wipe out a family of four in a drunk driving accident, catch you laters.

THIS is some bull! Life is hard? I should be thankful that I’m not some sort of screwed up, homeless, deformed paraplegic with AIDS and cancer? Things will get better? This is some crap that you can pretty much feed to anyone. It’s a standard, boilerplate, feel-good message that is just as applicable to some spoiled, twelve year-old brat as it is to people with legitimate problems. Whether someone is pissed because they can’t stay up late to watch TV, or because they had their arm blown off in Iraq - your “epic” message applies. Frankly, I find it to be trite and dismissive.  Eat me, boyfriend. Lets get back to the REAL issue. Hundreds of thousands of real law students have just spent an ass load of cash on a mediocre education (I don’t care where your school is ranked - NO 3L walks out with a JD and feels ready to practice law…because the classes are all a bunch of poo). Furthermore, there are a bunch of greedy, disrespectful and unsympathetic employers filling up the market who are eager to take a poo on any recent graduate who crosses their path! They harass and ridicule their new brethren (as if that hadn’t already happened enough in school) - and attempt to take them for all their worth, and expect us to be GREATFUL for the wonderful opportunities they provide! HAH! “Oh, thank you so much Mr. Partner for hiring me. Yes, I know I’m ignorant. It will be my pleasure to bill out 2300 hours for you and your esteemed colleagues! Working on Saturdays? Oh! No problem! I didn’t have much interest in raising a family, anyway. I live to serve! Would you like to see my ass? I tattooed my favorite parts of the USCA on there! Also, don’t worry about those loan re-payments I have. I am going to cut out my kidney with a pocket knife and sell it on Craigslist.” Unbelievable! It’s a big f-in’ pyramid scheme - and government lawyers are no better. Those clowns do a half assed job until they’re 55, then peace out and take home 1/3 of the salary through some absurd retirement program that will ultimately lead to hiring freezes and a cashless government.

I think I’m just going to open up my own firm. McNasty, LLP. Keep it real, y’all - and don’t let the man hold you down.

If you didn't know the bolded before going into law school, then you clearly didn't do your research before starting law school.  Too bad for you for not going in with open eyes - these kind of learning experiences suck, don't they?  Not that it will make a difference, since you probably won't learn anything from it at all.

And seriously?  Stop your bitching.  Waaa...employers haven't had the time to lavish the attention I deserve on me!  Waaaa...the economy sucks and I can't find a job!  Waaa....I expected a job to be handed to me and it wasn't!  **pouts**.  Waaa...a big firm (which won't hire me anyway) expects me to work hard for the 6 figure salary they pay me!

Grow up.  As Matthies said, welcome to life.  It's a female dog. 

[Katfid54]

They harass and ridicule their new brethren (as if that hadn’t already happened enough in school) - and attempt to take them for all their worth, and expect us to be GREATFUL for the wonderful opportunities they provide!

It's grateful.
Probably why you can't get a job. HTH.

[non parata est]

I have to tag this as well.  This makes me feel a lot better about my job prospects, if these are the people I'll be competing against.