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Sould have gone to B-School?
« on: November 30, 2008, 02:49:07 PM »

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Re: Sould have gone to B-School?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 08:13:15 PM »
Needs to be updated for the financial crisis...

B school guy (visibly drunk, sporting 3 day stubble and wrinkled suit) : Hi! I'm a B-school guy. I was a hotshot banker at Baer Sterns. Now I wait tables.
Oh, It's law school guy! Hi law school guy.

Law school guy: Hi B-school guy, sorry about your situation. What happened to that cute blond chick you were with?

B-school guy: She left me for a hotshot bankruptcy lawyer at working at some firm named "Weil Gotshal". What kind of name is that?

Law school guy: Sorry to hear that B-school guy. Let me know if you need some help studying for the LSAT. *Turns around to walk away revealing Weil Gotshal totebag"
 
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Re: Sould have gone to B-School?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 09:12:29 PM »
::Hates life::

Transferring to Wharton. 


Wharton might be too lame after watching this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsUN1UO2rbc  :D
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Re: Sould have gone to B-School?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2008, 11:22:09 PM »
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don't be absurd.  weil gotshal bankruptcy lawyers don't have time to date.
 

If they have time to visit relatives and get their son's blackberry fixed, they have time to date (there just might be some blackberry action in the process)
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/11/28/for-bankruptcy-lawyers-things-feels-worse-than-2001/
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Re: Sould have gone to B-School?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 10:31:43 AM »
Do I win the prize?  :D
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