Needs to be updated for the financial crisis...
B school guy (visibly drunk, sporting 3 day stubble and wrinkled suit) : Hi! I'm a B-school guy. I was a hotshot banker at Baer Sterns. Now I wait tables.
Oh, It's law school guy! Hi law school guy.
Law school guy: Hi B-school guy, sorry about your situation. What happened to that cute blond chick you were with?
B-school guy: She left me for a hotshot bankruptcy lawyer at working at some firm named "Weil Gotshal". What kind of name is that?
Law school guy: Sorry to hear that B-school guy. Let me know if you need some help studying for the LSAT. *Turns around to walk away revealing Weil Gotshal totebag"