I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
I agree with all of the above - W&L is also easy if you don't do the optional essay (though who knows how "optional" it actually is)
Why is UCLA so bad? I just took a look at the application checklist and it seems pretty straightforward. Am I missing something?