Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
Big purple envelope from NYU today!! I'm in shock!
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.