You could leave a cardboard cutout of Erik Estrada at the front counter and I guarantee you no one would ever know the difference. Not so much because you resemble Erik Estrada, more so because you have the personality of cardboard.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
Let me tell everyone what I had for breakfast this morning so yall can consider it for tomorrow. At Cracker Barrel, they have these smoked sausage skillets: sausage, potatoes, onions, peppers, gravy, scrambled eggs, and cheese in a hot skillet with 2 biscuits. That was delish.