me hearty, me brain would be explodin' if I translated all that crap
I`ll give ye some more entertainment-
So, th' other tides I get an IM from th' roommate who swears she didna eat th' food askin' how long 't takes mayo t' expire on accoun' o' th' one who emailed me about th' food in th' first place threw away th' lass' (unexpired) mayo while on one o' th' lass' extreme clistin' binges. So th' celery-eatin' one texts th' lass' sayin' could ye nay throw away me unexpired food I jus' bought 2 moons ago. An' th' "anyways" emailer sends th' lass' a novel o' text messages consistin' o':
aye 't expired 3 moons ago. i dasn't b'lieve in keepin' things in th' fridge that be havin' expired o'er a moon bc its jus' kinda nasty an' 't can honestly make ye VERY sea sick
i guess if ye really really want t' keep very expired food in th' fridge we can talk about what we could do about that, but 't jus' kinda starts t' smell an' get moldy an' 3 moons expried be kinda nay at th' point 'ere its healthy anymore
i be jus' makin' sure! geez take a deep breath! i didnt know if ye be one o' them swabbies who doesnt care about expiration dates, some swabbies dasn't at all so i be jus' tryin' t' be helpful an' compromisin'
obviously we will jus' be havin' t' be havin' a difference o' opinions thar which be fine. next time i will jus' leave all o' yer expired things on th' shelf in th' fridge that way ye can double check th' expiration date so we wont be havin' t' be havin' this problem again. ortin' ta make things easy enough
th' only one i threw ou' be a reduced fat mayo in a jar an' then a miracle cat o' nine tails in a squeeze keg, an' i be 100% sure they be both expired. oh sorry i dont classify miracle cat o' nine tails as mayo... me bad!!!
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