ahr, ye made 'im walk the plank ye did
Quote from: blueskies6 on October 16, 2008, 08:47:47 PMI would just like to note that I moved to another state and they're still having food problems. And I'm still getting emails.Blue,Sorry to bother you about this, but... Did you late night food zombie Montel worm hole attack my lasasgna again? I'm just asking because my other fat piece of crap roommate swears on her dead uncle that she only eats celery. That means you must've somehow tore a hole in the space time continuum and eaten my food. Or maybe you were just having a midnight cleaning escapade? Either way, don't touch my crap. Or else.
I would just like to note that I moved to another state and they're still having food problems. And I'm still getting emails.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
I'll give you some more entertainment-So, the other week I get an IM from the roommate who swears she didn't eat the food asking how long it takes mayo to expire because the one who emailed me about the food in the first place threw away her (unexpired) mayo while on one of her extreme cleaning binges. So the celery-eating one texts her saying could you not throw away my unexpired food I just bought 2 months ago. And the "anyways" emailer sends her a novel of text messages consisting of:yes it expired 3 months ago. i don't believe in keeping things in the fridge that have expired over a month bc its just kinda nasty and it can honestly make you VERY sicki guess if you really really want to keep very expired food in the fridge we can talk about what we could do about that, but it just kinda starts to smell and get moldy and 3 months expried is kinda not at the point where its healthy anymorei was just making sure! geez take a deep breath! i didnt know if you were one of those people who doesnt care about expiration dates, some people don't at all so i was just trying to be helpful and compromisingobviously we will just have to have a difference of opinions there which is fine. next time i will just leave all of your expired things on the shelf in the fridge that way you can double check the expiration date so we wont have to have this problem again. should make things easy enough the only one i threw out was a reduced fat mayo in a jar and then a miracle whip in a squeeze bottle, and i am 100% sure they were both expired. oh sorry i dont classify miracle whip as mayo... my bad!!!
me hearty, me brain would be explodin' if I translated all that crap
Quote from: BlueScallywag on October 18, 2008, 05:05:19 PMme hearty, me brain would be explodin' if I translated all that crap Yar, thats a good point. Matey, I'm thinking I should have made this me tar today:
Quote from: BlueScallywag on October 18, 2008, 05:05:19 PMme hearty, me brain would be explodin' if I translated all that crap nay:I`ll give ye some more entertainment-So, th' other tides I get an IM from th' roommate who swears she didna eat th' food askin' how long 't takes mayo t' expire on accoun' o' th' one who emailed me about th' food in th' first place threw away th' lass' (unexpired) mayo while on one o' th' lass' extreme clistin' binges. So th' celery-eatin' one texts th' lass' sayin' could ye nay throw away me unexpired food I jus' bought 2 moons ago. An' th' "anyways" emailer sends th' lass' a novel o' text messages consistin' o':aye 't expired 3 moons ago. i dasn't b'lieve in keepin' things in th' fridge that be havin' expired o'er a moon bc its jus' kinda nasty an' 't can honestly make ye VERY sea sicki guess if ye really really want t' keep very expired food in th' fridge we can talk about what we could do about that, but 't jus' kinda starts t' smell an' get moldy an' 3 moons expried be kinda nay at th' point 'ere its healthy anymorei be jus' makin' sure! geez take a deep breath! i didnt know if ye be one o' them swabbies who doesnt care about expiration dates, some swabbies dasn't at all so i be jus' tryin' t' be helpful an' compromisin'obviously we will jus' be havin' t' be havin' a difference o' opinions thar which be fine. next time i will jus' leave all o' yer expired things on th' shelf in th' fridge that way ye can double check th' expiration date so we wont be havin' t' be havin' this problem again. ortin' ta make things easy enoughth' only one i threw ou' be a reduced fat mayo in a jar an' then a miracle cat o' nine tails in a squeeze keg, an' i be 100% sure they be both expired. oh sorry i dont classify miracle cat o' nine tails as mayo... me bad!!!real pirates know where ta go: http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl