If you are law review at top 25 with zero offers, then you have to be socially awkward in some way (no offense).
That statement was true in 2007. It is not true today.
It is still true if you are LAW REVIEW at a top school. I'm sorry, but nobody I know at GW that is law review is hurting. The biggest firms are still having large summer classes and there are still plenty of openings for top students at top schools.
Sure, it is definitely a much tougher economy, however, law review at a top school without an offer is definitely evidence of the candidate's persona or how they interview.