Non-trads often think stupid thoughts. It's a staple of their existence.
Without commenting on anything else (as it would take too long), this statement makes you exceedingly classy. And by classy, I mean idiotic. I'm not even a non-trad, but the several that I have met are top notch.
Before you ask, I go to Michigan. And before you ask me to prove it, let's see...Professor Brensike-Primus teaches the Criminal Procedure class I'm in and she brought a K9 in to class during our Fourth Amendment coverage. Also, lawopen just had a ridiculous exchange on the economy. Will that be sufficient?