I feel for you.
As soon as people started finding out I got into law school, I started to get all kinds of dumbass legal questions that had the universal answer "go talk to a real lawyer".
I think it's just because people want free legal advice, even if it's bad legal advice, and everyone has a problem. I'd imagine that a lawyer can never get a break at a party, or even in the grocery store, if anyone knows that they're a lawyer.