Holy moses! Someone found the one product out there that is NOT made better by bacon.... and then made it!

Bacon flavored vodka
I actually have a friend who made himself some bacon-flavored vodka and quite enjoyed it.
It sounds like it would be pretty good. Bacon never fails!
Last week they got in a bunch of overstock quality brand name bacon at the $.99 cent store so I stocked up and got 5lbs for $5. I've been trying it with and on pretty much everything and anything going on 7 days now. No failure combinations yet. It even was good when I dipped crispy bacon strips into a vanilla shake and also when I crumbled some up and mixed it into a shake. Who would think that a vanilla bacon caramel shake could be so good!
Wrapping a few tender cooked pieces around kosher dill pickle slices with cheese and dabbles of hot sauce was pretty darn tasty too. It also goes exceptionally well with cream cheese.
It was heaven when I checked out the refrigerated food cases at the .99 cent store and saw the giant pile of packs of the stuff. I love it when food companies produce too much and the overstock quickly gets shipped into the .99 cent store. On that same trip they had a bunch of 1/2 gallon bottles of high quality brand name fresh orange juice. Same stuff goes for ~4 each at Ralphs, so I grabbed a bunch of those too and had bacon, cheese and OJ when I got home. yummmmmmy!
Oh crap,

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vodka, OJ, bacon, hot sauce, honey, pepper blended cocktail and I've got all the ingredients. I'll call it a bloody sweet screw driver.