If awkward was a currency, I'd be rich.
I always buy coffee off this guy that can't stop providing awkward moments. A couple of weeks ago, there was actually no awkward moment. And then he said "It's 2.13... Sorry, I always say something random like the price when there's an awkward moment". So the one time we had a normal give and take, he acknowledged an awkward moment which actually didn't occur. He totally stepped his game up. The awkwardness flooded the room.