So, I was given a disheartening forecast of westward opportunities for a guy with no ties out there. Stringer, want to claim me as a brother?
After seeing that 'stache you were rockin' for a while...I don't know if I could legitimately claim you as one of my own
Also, I don't know that Berkeley would care about ties now since the UCs are a hot mess and want money, especially your out of state, higher tuition paying money. Just look at that projected tuition chart for the next 2 years and see if you think it's worth it.