I shop at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods now. I want to give myself a wedgie and a noogie.
I'm in a lynch mob? I had no idea. This is really worrying; I really don't have time for another extra-curricular activity.
Hey, you don't want to push me in Nav's direction. That wonderful hair color and a uniform to boot, are you kidding me?
Uh oh. You'd better be careful - do you really want Nav mad at you?
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.