awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
Quote from: Pardon Johnny Cash. on September 06, 2009, 09:39:00 PMFor those of you following Exile, you may know that I've had trouble buying laundry detergent. I instead, accidentally buy fabric softener. I did this twice and then a month ago, finally actually bought laundry detergent. The laundry detergent which I bought two days ago --- is again, in fact, fabric softener. I am 1 for 4 with this ROFLBut wait, you've been washing your clothes 4 jugs in a row 'jug' time without detergent and just fabric softener? How long in weeks (months ) is 4 jugs time? Those clothes have got to smell like some sort of a powerful flower garden or meadow with a mild lingering finishing aroma of dirty diapers, stale cigarettes, heart attack special greasy foods, cheeseburgers and cologne. Congratulations, you've already become a lawyer! Now you can skip all that silly LSAT, LS, bar exam nonsense.
For those of you following Exile, you may know that I've had trouble buying laundry detergent. I instead, accidentally buy fabric softener. I did this twice and then a month ago, finally actually bought laundry detergent. The laundry detergent which I bought two days ago --- is again, in fact, fabric softener. I am 1 for 4 with this
Quote from: Pardon Johnny Cash. on September 06, 2009, 09:39:00 PMFor those of you following Exile, you may know that I've had trouble buying laundry detergent. I instead, accidentally buy fabric softener. I did this twice and then a month ago, finally actually bought laundry detergent. The laundry detergent which I bought two days ago --- is again, in fact, fabric softener. I am 1 for 4 with this Get it together, man! ::slap, slap::
Quote from: Pardon Johnny Cash. on September 07, 2009, 02:12:59 PMWhat made the second time the worst though, was that I actually bought the *exact* same brand and type as the first time. In other words, not even different fabric softeners - precisely the same.I bought a featherbed the other day when I meant to buy a mattress cover. Some people just aren't cut out for this kind of *&^%.
What made the second time the worst though, was that I actually bought the *exact* same brand and type as the first time. In other words, not even different fabric softeners - precisely the same.
Quote from: .Chuck on September 07, 2009, 04:18:48 PMQuote from: IrrX on September 07, 2009, 03:27:23 PMI'm seriously going to have to find a way for the 5-day weekend to work with a job.Wait, isn't that called getting elected into Congress or the Senate?No.Hey, wait. If I keep this up:Quote from: IrrX on September 07, 2009, 04:52:37 PMNo.I could be a Republican Congressman.
Quote from: IrrX on September 07, 2009, 03:27:23 PMI'm seriously going to have to find a way for the 5-day weekend to work with a job.Wait, isn't that called getting elected into Congress or the Senate?
I'm seriously going to have to find a way for the 5-day weekend to work with a job.
No.
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.