Hey, you don't want to push me in Nav's direction. That wonderful hair color and a uniform to boot, are you kidding me?
Uh oh. You'd better be careful - do you really want Nav mad at you?
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
Listening to ABBA on a Mac just reaffirms that I am the gayz. OMFG Safari has spell checker in the LSD screen, this is a game changer.
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
I'm in a lynch mob? I had no idea. This is really worrying; I really don't have time for another extra-curricular activity.
For those of you following Exile, you may know that I've had trouble buying laundry detergent. I instead, accidentally buy fabric softener. I did this twice and then a month ago, finally actually bought laundry detergent. The laundry detergent which I bought two days ago --- is again, in fact, fabric softener. I am 1 for 4 with this