I wish somehwere on the internet, there was a picture of a kebab with a birthday candle.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
oh nice. I have to *fix* the filing cabinet that my dad built for me he told me
In all fairness, he's twice your age