You could leave a cardboard cutout of Erik Estrada at the front counter and I guarantee you no one would ever know the difference. Not so much because you resemble Erik Estrada, more so because you have the personality of cardboard.
I found TM's photobucket page where the goldmine of works are located. And some other retarded stuff which he did for god knows what reason. But it's all there.
You have the stalking skills of a woman. Well done!
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.