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Re: Exile LSD: i would have stayed up with you all night
« Reply #50530 on: June 15, 2009, 02:19:32 PM »
Ok, let's hold the gym discussion aside for a second, because that's an internal battle. Everyone agrees that I am an adorable and schmecksy Bears, so that's not a problem for finding a cute-girly-bear-friend.

I am buds with a few cute girlies, but they are oftentimes pre-boyfriended, and I don't wanna go wrecking homes. What other options do I have? Approaching random cute girls seems kinda skeezy, and Bears are very classy animals...

Approaching a girl is only skeezy if you do it in a skeezy manner.  I fully endorse approaching people you don't yet know.  Step outside of your comfort zone.  If it doesn't go well, pick yourself up and try again.
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Re: Exile LSD: i would have stayed up with you all night
« Reply #50531 on: June 15, 2009, 02:24:25 PM »
Ok, so the consensus is that I should classily approach cute girls who I do not know, say hello, and proceed to lay on the Bears charm + intoxicating pheremones. Got it!

American Consumer, that was HILARIOUS!  :D ;D :D ;D :D

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Re: Exile LSD: i would have stayed up with you all night
« Reply #50532 on: June 15, 2009, 02:25:04 PM »
Step 1: Walk into bar.

Step 2: Loudly ask if "Any fly bitches wanna slam?"

Step 3: If women respond positively, end process and proceed to slamming.

Step 4: If women do not respond positively, loudly proclaim "I guess there aren't any fly bithces here" and leave

Step 5: Proceed to another venue and repeat as necessary

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Re: Exile LSD: i would have stayed up with you all night
« Reply #50533 on: June 15, 2009, 02:34:26 PM »
Good morning/afternoon, Exile!

CTL, I'm kinda curious about the scandalous weekend.

MBW, good luck on house hunting!

NDN, I told you, you're the only normal home-schooled person I've ever met.
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« Reply #50534 on: June 15, 2009, 02:37:10 PM »
The weekend was too graphic to post here.  Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.
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« Reply #50535 on: June 15, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »
The weekend was too graphic to post here.  Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.

That's the best kind ;)


ION: glad I never stopped looking for housing in NYC as I was waitlisted for an apartment on campus.  UGH!  Annoying.
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Re: Exile LSD: i would have stayed up with you all night
« Reply #50536 on: June 15, 2009, 02:39:29 PM »
The weekend was too graphic to post here.  Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.
:-X :-X :-X  :o :o :o

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« Reply #50537 on: June 15, 2009, 02:40:14 PM »
The weekend was too graphic to post here.  Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.

That's the best kind ;)


ION: glad I never stopped looking for housing in NYC as I was waitlisted for an apartment on campus.  UGH!  Annoying.

No doubt. 

Apartment hunting in NYC sounds like the worst experience possible.  Do you really have to use a broker?
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« Reply #50538 on: June 15, 2009, 02:43:20 PM »
Apartment hunting in NYC sounds like the worst experience possible.  Do you really have to use a broker?

Well, I found a place on Craigslist that a friend went to check out for me the other day and everything is legit...so it looks like that will be my place (crossing fingers -- I have to wait until next Monday, but it looks good so far).  Otherwise, I was going to have to get a broker because it seems like it's almost required in NYC, which is a major suck.  I really don't understand why people do the whole broker thing there, but whatevs.
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« Reply #50539 on: June 15, 2009, 02:56:14 PM »
Never ever ever use an NYC Broker. Ever. They are the worst.  >:(