Ok, let's hold the gym discussion aside for a second, because that's an internal battle. Everyone agrees that I am an adorable and schmecksy Bears, so that's not a problem for finding a cute-girly-bear-friend.I am buds with a few cute girlies, but they are oftentimes pre-boyfriended, and I don't wanna go wrecking homes. What other options do I have? Approaching random cute girls seems kinda skeezy, and Bears are very classy animals...
Step 1: Walk into bar.Step 2: Loudly ask if "Any fly bitches wanna slam?"Step 3: If women respond positively, end process and proceed to slamming.Step 4: If women do not respond positively, loudly proclaim "I guess there aren't any fly bithces here" and leaveStep 5: Proceed to another venue and repeat as necessary
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
The weekend was too graphic to post here. Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.
Quote from: Cunnin'Lynguist on June 15, 2009, 02:37:10 PMThe weekend was too graphic to post here. Nothing illegal, or immoral (in my mind), but probably not stuff that's suitable for a family audience.That's the best kind ION: glad I never stopped looking for housing in NYC as I was waitlisted for an apartment on campus. UGH! Annoying.
Apartment hunting in NYC sounds like the worst experience possible. Do you really have to use a broker?
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