You could leave a cardboard cutout of Erik Estrada at the front counter and I guarantee you no one would ever know the difference. Not so much because you resemble Erik Estrada, more so because you have the personality of cardboard.
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
Is that a pleat or a pocket on the yellow one? I generally like the look and functionality of pockets on cute dresses.