You could leave a cardboard cutout of Erik Estrada at the front counter and I guarantee you no one would ever know the difference. Not so much because you resemble Erik Estrada, more so because you have the personality of cardboard.
I'm not very bright. I have to drive 8-9 hours today (or maybe only 5), but I'm either way sleepy or still a bit drunk.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
Hey, you don't want to push me in Nav's direction. That wonderful hair color and a uniform to boot, are you kidding me?
Uh oh. You'd better be careful - do you really want Nav mad at you?
Wait, I'm confused. Is Diet Dr. Pepper the same person as cs0620?
bl was not ds. Nor is cs ds. All different people