I'm in a lynch mob? I had no idea. This is really worrying; I really don't have time for another extra-curricular activity.
PJC, what in the world would you do without that gas station?? Is it like an AM/PM with the little food mart? You seem to get an assorted variety of items from there..
Gas station meatloaf? Ugh. Sounds frightening!
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.