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Jerrry

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Re: laugh a little while you study for the bar: lawyer jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 06:36:10 PM »
More please, it's good for a laugh.
Nothing is good or bad, thinking makes it so.

mqt

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Re: laugh a little while you study for the bar: lawyer jokes
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 07:13:52 PM »
Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.



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Re: laugh a little while you study for the bar: lawyer jokes
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2008, 10:47:23 PM »
Q.  What's black and brown, and looks good on a lawyer?

A.  A  Doberman