Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.