I'd love to join this LGBT club. It's the Legos, Gobots, Barbies, and other Toys group, right? I'll show up with an armful of toys.
Do most lawyers work in "corporate law"?What is the highest risk/reward specialty?What is the lowest risk/reward specialty?Are there any sure bets? How much of an accounting background do I really need to be a tax lawyer?Will I be able to do any IP law with a business background?
Mr. Hutz, do you still have any of those smoking monkey dolls available if I hire you as my attorney?
Freak is the best, Freak is the best! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!I don't like calling you Freak, I'd rather call you Normal Nice Guy.