On Saturday, William Mitchell, a Jewish student at New England School of Lawleft his DJ job at the school's radio station WNEC and went to Temple to pray. After temple, he went to Wittier Dry Cleaners to pick up his order. William then went to lunch and was about to order an Idahobaked potato and a cup of Maine clamchowder. As he was about to place his order, however, he overheard someone nearby order a Hamline and decided he would like that instead, with an Arizona iced tea to drink. Soon the young waitress approached the table. William saw her and realized that he had never seen someone as beautiful as her and wanted suffolk her. However, he knew that wasn't very gentlemanly of him and that his revered old grandfather John Marshall Mitchell would be ashamed to know his grandson was having such impure thoughts. So he knew he had to get to know her better. Her name was Mary DrakeBaltimoreand was also a law student herself and was only waitressing for the summer. She regularly attended Georgetown, where she was a 3L. She was the typical beautiful American girl but her intellect was beyond competition. The two quickly fell in love and their relationship became serious. The next year, after she graduated, Mary moved to Cambridge to be closer to William and enrolled in Harvard's LLM program.One day, William decided to take Mary to the Wake Forest for a romantic dinner outside and then a gentle canoe ride along the Marquette River. That night, William surprised Mary andproposed to her. She was so excited by the proposal that it made her jump up and down and Yale "Yes!"But the couple had a few things to deal with before they could wed. First, they had problems with their religions. While William was Jewish, Mary was Catholic and wanted to be married in the church. Ultimately, Mary agreed to marry in a Temple provided they play Ave Maria, her favorite religious song. The biggest problem for the young couple, however, was that neither had met eachother's parents yet. William was very nervous about meeting Mary's mother Laverne CharlotteBaltimore and her father BarryLoyola Baltimore. Mary was also very nervous about meeting William's parents George Mason Mitchell and GeorgiaCampbell Mitchell. However, their concerns proved to be over nothing as both sets of parents loved their children's significant others. Indeed, William's mom and Mary formed a strong bond over their shared undergraduate degrees from Michigan State, and William and Mary's father bonded over the fact that they lived in Connecticut, albeit 20 years apart when her father went to UCONNfor law school and William went to Quinnipiacfor undergrad.Ultimately, the couple wed and Mary took William's last name. Now they are known as William and Mary Mitchell. They honeymooned in St. Thomas. To get there though, they had to fly to Houston Texas then transfer over to MiamiFlorida. Their honeymoon was quite enjoyable and they have been married since. They just gave birth to their third child, George Washington Mitchell. They also have a daughter named Santa Claraand a son named HowardRichmond.
UC, LA was where I met a little French girl named Diana while walking along a Tulane highway. She asked for a loan: "Si'l vous plait, Miami, Iowa man some money." She later took me Oklahoma because she could tell I had a big Phoenix...you know, a massive Oregon. The next morning when I awoke she was Gonzaga, leaving me in great Missouri. When I stopped by her parents' house to find her, a voice from behind the door bellowed, "Who's there...friend or Emory?" I replied, "Willamette a girl whose parents live here." Her grandfather opened the door and snapped, "You think you Kansas me, boy?" then hit me with Duquesne. I yelled in pain, "It wasn't my fault that I spent the night Indiana." Diana then stepped out from around the corner and said, "It's true...Idaho. But why do you, Syr, acuse me...you're not such a Saint, Louis. I could never Seattle for you...I just won't Stanford it."
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