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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2008, 10:30:11 AM »
A machete never needs to reload.  ;)  I also thinks humans will do better in a sort of ewok village setting. yeahhhh

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« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2008, 11:26:02 AM »
How well do you think Law School prepares us for an inevitable zombie attack? I'm not sure if I've ever seen a lawyer in a zombie movie, but I'm sure they would get eaten first.

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« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2008, 11:26:06 AM »
A machete never needs to reload.  ;)  I also thinks humans will do better in a sort of ewok village setting. yeahhhh

Machetes would get caught in skulls, rib cages, and you get way to close to the person

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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2008, 01:19:15 PM »
Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2008, 01:20:26 PM »
they now all registered republicans.  especally in connecticut.

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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2008, 01:22:46 PM »
I had a whole laundry list of posts a while back relating to zombies in general and zombie law specifically.

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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2008, 01:23:55 PM »
Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2008, 01:24:41 PM »
I had a whole laundry list of posts a while back relating to zombies in general and zombie law specifically.

2nd runner up in my sig contest.

The Chuck Norris line is a clear winner. Oh Rick-Lax, endless joke fodder

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« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2008, 01:24:52 PM »
they now all registered republicans.  especally in connecticut.

Not to refer back to "World War Z" but in that case the Zombie Republicans from Conn. definitely won the battle of Yonkers...