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dsetterl

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Zombie Apocalypse
« on: June 04, 2008, 11:44:23 PM »
Does anyone enter a room and wonder what they could use as a weapon, and plan an escape route for when the Zombie uprising occurs, or is it just me?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 11:46:54 PM »
Does anyone enter a room and wonder what they could use as a weapon, and plan an escape route for when the Zombie uprising occurs, or is it just me?

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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 07:57:57 AM »
Bump, some one has to have something to say about this.

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 08:40:30 AM »
World War Z is important to read in this case.  Remember, they are decomposing.  Rifles are a poor tool to work with.  You need a halberd type weapon, like a really strongly made (read, not home depot) hoe, or shovel.  Remember to take the high-ground.  And move to northern climes...regardless of a zombies resiliency, they will still freeze (organic material)  If you do move north, remember to go to high altitude unpopulated areas, both for resource conservation and so that you can take high positions over the hordes.

Burn zombies immediately in summer months to stave off diseases.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 09:18:18 AM »
I had a whole laundry list of posts a while back relating to zombies in general and zombie law specifically. Obviously the weapons of choice are going to be dependent on your location. A shotgun is always your best choice for close range attacks, but can be problematic if there is a large swarm of Zeds. Kitana blade is another solid choice, but you need to be able to use it efficiently and can't be afraid to get a little messy.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 09:34:16 AM »
I had a whole laundry list of posts a while back relating to zombies in general and zombie law specifically. Obviously the weapons of choice are going to be dependent on your location. A shotgun is always your best choice for close range attacks, but can be problematic if there is a large swarm of Zeds. Kitana blade is another solid choice, but you need to be able to use it efficiently and can't be afraid to get a little messy.

   As someone who always conforms and abides by rising fads (such as zombism), I welcome our undead counterparts and wish to join their brethren.  After I settle into my role amongst the zombie hierarchy - most likely middle management - I can assure you that your shotguns and kitana blades will be no match!  I look forward to feasting on your brain.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 03:39:14 PM »
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 05:14:25 PM »
I'd probably channel my inner Ultimate Warrior

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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 05:18:31 PM »
Don't stay in one of the most densely populated cities in the world with a dog to protect you.. WILL!

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 07:20:30 PM »
Does anyone enter a room and wonder what they could use as a weapon, and plan an escape route for when the Zombie uprising occurs, or is it just me?

Wow...this is me every day, in every room.