Zombie Apocalypse

[$Bill]

Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

Slow zombies obviously.

[Julie Fern]

Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

these better than zombies who seize white house and stay there for eight years, julie say that much.

[TimMitchell]

Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

Slow zombies obviously.

But they could last forever if not killed! At least with the fast zombies you could hole up somewhere for a month or two and be safe after you get out.

[TimMitchell]

And of course this is ridiculous. What did you except? I started this to entertain myself at work. That is why it is in the general-off topic board. Duh.

   And that's why my comments about this "being ridiculous" were completely tongue in cheek.  I claim this topic is absurd only because I'm sure the zombies will devour us all.  Dub. 

   However, I'm not too sure this is appropriate for the General Off-Topic.  Next time, consider posting this in the General Board for soon-to-be-zombies or the Zombie Law student Discussion Board.

My apologies. Sarcasm is hard to pick up. I have already started my Z-PS. Would one of you guys like to read it for me?

Where are you applying? I hear most of the T14 adcomms are Werewolves or Vampires and not to keen on zombies. If I were you I would leave it ambiguous, mention you love the taste of living flesh but don't mention that you a denigrating into a mindless rotting corpse. Another thing, it seems like all the Ivys either choose connected WASPs (White Anglo-Saxon Pirates) or URM (Underrepresented Monsters) unless you've got stellar numbers, so stick to some of the top publics unless you've got the grades.

This was a good convo.  

"Next time, consider posting this in the General Board for soon-to-be-zombies or the Zombie Law student Discussion Board."

That is tantamount to segregating our undead brethern

[Julie Fern]

timmy, where lassie?

[TimMitchell]

timmy, where lassie?

I'm actually typing this from the bottom of a well

[$Bill]

Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

Slow zombies obviously.

But they could last forever if not killed! At least with the fast zombies you could hole up somewhere for a month or two and be safe after you get out.

Deaths from slow zombies come from being unprepared and not realizing their strength or lack of agility.  Deaths from fast zombies are a tossup.  Also, "holing up" is just not a viable strategy, as evidenced by the results of those who hide in Malls.

[Thistle]

how could i have missed this thread?

::fires secretary::

[TimMitchell]

Bump, because this really needs to be addressed.

Are zombies fast like 28 days later, or slow like a Romero film.

Would you rather have:

Fast zombies that will die of starvation if not fed (30 days or so)

Slow zombies that will live forever but can be killed like a normal zombie

Slow zombies obviously.

But they could last forever if not killed! At least with the fast zombies you could hole up somewhere for a month or two and be safe after you get out.

Deaths from slow zombies come from being unprepared and not realizing their strength or lack of agility.  Deaths from fast zombies are a tossup.  Also, "holing up" is just not a viable strategy, as evidenced by the results of those who hide in Malls.

That's the movies man, we are talking about real life here!

[$Bill]

In all honesty, I would commandeer one of those ranger fire watch stations that are over the treeline.  Waste is easily disposed, although water would become a problem.  Most food today is made with 75% preservatives so I do not consider that to be a concern.  Also, you could burn the hordes from on high with gasoline and molotovs.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/Firelookout.jpg

Zombie proof.