This thread is worthless without discussing the fine points of why Wentz can't find someone better. Isn't he "hot"?
Why was John with Yoko? (Not comparing Pete to John but I think there are enough similarities to help us get to the bottom of the issue at hand).
He had already had his way with every other woman on earth and she was all that was left? Or he had been with so many girls already that he needed another challenge?
Pete has stated in an interview that he likes to make out with guys- "anything above the waist is fine" was his quote if I remember it correctly. Does Ashlee remind him of a guy in some fashion?
They are both dumber than rocks and it can be difficult to figure out where those types of people are going sometimes...