J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
I'll be honest, I am not looking for Biglaw money. I would even be happy to come out at the median (56k) but would be pleased as punch to be in the 75-90k range. Is this a realistic goal? On this board we talk all about Biglaw, PI, and Ambulance chasers but not any of the firms in between and there is a derth of information out there. I have seen the bactrian chart about law salaries and understand that to getting into the first quintile of salaries is out of the question. I appreciate your comments thus far.