Job search answers from NYU 3L

[themanwithnoname]

working at a V10.

[ccllnd]

wow.  you must have a really tiny penis or be a flame.  i vote tiny penis!!

[thorc954]

wow.  you must have a really tiny penis or be a flame.  i vote tiny penis!!

this is why I hate 0Ls posting on this side of the board.  Everyone that wants a V100 job from NYU gets one (well, not really, but its not hard too).  There is a difference between bragging about something, which themanwithnoname clearly isnt (and if you follow his posts, he isnt a flame either but really a generally helpful and friendly poster) and trying to help out this years 1L class as they quickly approach OCI deadlines.

[NYC2L]

Agreed. Also, it is common knowledge that NYU law students have huge penises.

[thorc954]

Agreed. Also, it is common knowledge that NYU law students have huge penises.

hahaha, ive heard the transfers brought the average penis size down significantly though.

[themanwithnoname]

lol, I wasn't trying to brag, just trying to procrastinate instead of studying for exams, and offering advice to 1Ls. Thought it would be useful to mention generally what kind of place I am working for the reference of the posters. Anyway, appreciate the encouragement from the other posters. Any actual questions?

[Resident CLS Troll]

lol, I wasn't trying to brag, just trying to procrastinate instead of studying for exams, and offering advice to 1Ls. Thought it would be useful to mention generally what kind of place I am working for the reference of the posters. Anyway, appreciate the encouragement from the other posters. Any actual questions?

Yes.  Why are you helping 1L's to procrastinate when they should be studying for finals?  Are you trying to sabotage their job searches while trying to look like you're helping them?

[themanwithnoname]

jeez that wasn't my intent. I guess my reply to any questions should be "you won't get biglaw unless you get your grades up, BACK TO WORK"

[Resident CLS Troll]

jeez that wasn't my intent. I guess my reply to any questions should be "you won't get biglaw unless you get your grades up, BACK TO WORK"

Since you didn't get any real questions from 1L's, you could very well have said that this was your plan all along and I would have had no choice but to believe you.

Ah well.

[goaliechica]

::gets back to work::