Coffee is the Devil

[Victor]

1. It makes you irritable
2. Makes you feel like your heart is beating at a rapid rate
3. Worst than anything, if you drink that coffee it'll gives you the sh!ts

[d1337]

I agree with 1 and 3, but 2 usually doesn't happen to me.  I feel like for me it is a necessary evil.

[Victor]

I agree with 1 and 3, but 2 usually doesn't happen to me.  I feel like for me it is a necessary evil.

One time I drank 2 Starbucks Iced Coffees and my heart was beating so fast like I was on the run. It was crazy. I'm never drinking Coffee again. You can beleee dat!

[The Dread Pirate Roberts]

It makes me bubbly, enthusiastic, midly euphoric, and can work as an aphrodisiac.

I say Goddess bless it. 

[ohwellok]

3. Worst than anything, if you drink that coffee it'll gives you the sh!ts

well, whatever keeps you regular...

 

[creM of the crop]

what in the holy hell.

there are very few things that I hold dear in this world.

Coffee is one of them.

Do not disparage the divine ambrosia.  The nectar of the gods themselves.

or ima have to do something.....bad

[A.J.]

HA!

Coffee is of God.


HTH

[hammer101]

what in the holy hell.

there are very few things that I hold dear in this world.

Coffee is one of them.

Do not disparage the divine ambrosia.  The nectar of the gods themselves.

or ima have to do something.....bad

Couldn't agree more...well said

[Victor]

what in the holy hell.

there are very few things that I hold dear in this world.

Coffee is one of them.

Do not disparage the divine ambrosia.  The nectar of the gods themselves.

or ima have to do something.....bad

The only reason you like coffee is because you built up a resistance to it. I bet you drink it every morning on your way to work.

Quit coffee for 5 years and then pick up a French Roast at Starbucks and watch how fast you hold your ass while rushing to the bathroom because you got the runs.

I would like to dissuade anyone from trying coffee, for the first time, the day of an interview or major exam. Bad things will occur . . . .

[LaneSwerver]

what in the holy hell.

there are very few things that I hold dear in this world.

Coffee is one of them.

Do not disparage the divine ambrosia.  The nectar of the gods themselves.

or ima have to do something.....bad

The only reason you like coffee is because you built up a resistance to it. I bet you drink it every morning on your way to work.

Quit coffee for 5 years and then pick up a French Roast at Starbucks and watch how fast you hold your ass while rushing to the bathroom because you got the runs.

I would like to dissuade anyone from trying coffee, for the first time, the day of an interview or major exam. Bad things will occur . . . .

Blaspheme in my house and you will go to hell.