Yes, always pick mighty mighty Southwestern. We are the best choice for absolutely every student, no matter what her needs. We're as good as Yale and Harvard, the numbers that make us look bad are all lies, and a Southwestern student can become the most successful person in the world. Other schools cannot say that, because they aren't Southwestern.
Remember, we don't say our school is the best because we already go here, we go here because our school is the best!