lol serious man...i was having a discussion with my coworker friend at my bday lunch and he was telling me how its ok to satisfy ur manly needs even if u have a sig other...he said his gf asked if he wanted a stripper and gave him a flyer and said she would pay for it and i was tryin to figure out if hes the luckiest guy or the saddest guy in the world.
DONT EVER EVER TAKE THAT KIND OF AN OFFER FROM YOUR WOMAN!!! ITS A f-ing TRAP!!!
a friend of mine one time got asked by his gf if i wanted a stripper for my bday...and he said yes and thought his gf is cool as *&^%....
then she said..ok. got him a stripper at his bday party and turned out to be a fat tranny with purple nails. then she said 'you f-ing a-hole...what am i not good enough for your ass? this (pointing to her body) aint satisfyin you enough?'
he should have said NO. logic told him to just leave her. but alas...he gave in and begged her to forgive him. he said that he couldnt live without her or some bull like that. unfortunately, the tranny was already paid for and insisted s/he do his/her dance or whatever the @#!* s/he was supposed to do.
we left before the damage was done. aint no one was gonna witness that *&^%.
he was never the same guy again. and to this day he is still with her out of guilt.