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Re: Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair
« Reply #30730 on: December 26, 2005, 02:02:28 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Re: Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair
« Reply #30731 on: December 26, 2005, 02:03:01 AM »
I want a Bud Girl.

Darlin', I want a Bud Girl in the worst way...Oh, you mean the beer...

Here ya' go, babe...


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« Reply #30732 on: December 26, 2005, 02:07:13 AM »
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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« Reply #30733 on: December 26, 2005, 02:08:31 AM »
Okay...I have started to work on the third one...

I have a silly grin on my face.  I'm not sure if it's the beer, or Court's lovely new 'tar.

I become a hopeless flirt when drunk.  You have been warned...

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« Reply #30734 on: December 26, 2005, 02:09:33 AM »
oh court. back to teasing the boys with your breathtaking looks.
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« Reply #30735 on: December 26, 2005, 02:14:02 AM »
I become a hopeless flirt when drunk.  You have been warned...

So then what are you when you're sober??

If I was in the service, I'd be an officer and a gentleman.  Since I'm not, I am....What was the question?

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« Reply #30736 on: December 26, 2005, 02:14:18 AM »
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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« Reply #30737 on: December 26, 2005, 02:22:11 AM »
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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« Reply #30738 on: December 26, 2005, 02:22:42 AM »
I become a hopeless flirt when drunk.  You have been warned...

So then what are you when you're sober??

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


180.

Somehow, I think my sterling reputation has become smudged...

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« Reply #30739 on: December 26, 2005, 02:24:32 AM »
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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