Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair

[be10dwn]

YES! I pay $200/hr for my real life divorce attorney. Anyone here charge less e-$ than that?

e-pro bono.

You're hired.
Wait a minute.. I was never technically e-married... wonder if I can still get e-alimony from b10.

I'm out, y'all. I have Latin tutoring.

you don't get e-*&^% from me woman

[KT]

YES! I pay $200/hr for my real life divorce attorney. Anyone here charge less e-$ than that?

e-pro bono.

You're hired.
Wait a minute.. I was never technically e-married... wonder if I can still get e-alimony from b10.

I'm out, y'all. I have Latin tutoring.

you don't get e-*&^% from me woman

man... your e-husband rating goes down each minute!

[KT]

Maybe I should just get lipo, so I could keep the legs and the boobies both...

[be10dwn]

YES! I pay $200/hr for my real life divorce attorney. Anyone here charge less e-$ than that?

e-pro bono.

You're hired.
Wait a minute.. I was never technically e-married... wonder if I can still get e-alimony from b10.

I'm out, y'all. I have Latin tutoring.

you don't get e-*&^% from me woman

man... your e-husband rating goes down each minute!

hey, Im the victim here! Im the one that got dumped! 

[KT]

YES! I pay $200/hr for my real life divorce attorney. Anyone here charge less e-$ than that?

e-pro bono.

You're hired.
Wait a minute.. I was never technically e-married... wonder if I can still get e-alimony from b10.

I'm out, y'all. I have Latin tutoring.

you don't get e-*&^% from me woman

man... your e-husband rating goes down each minute!

hey, Im the victim here! Im the one that got dumped! 

bc you wouldn't e-commit!
Hiding your e-status...

[allyreese]

wow this thread moves fast.

[KT]

I can believe.
it's what led me to cropping a photo to show just my cleavage...

Would you like me to hate PM you?

or I can sleezy PM you.

I don't get any of those.

People fear me. They just hate.

The guest liked it.
And do you have more ass pictures?  I think I've only seen the one with what looks like a pool toy.

[KT]

some random guest caught it though.

Which was not you.

My dear sweet only-Yankee-that-is-good-and-gentlemanly.

speaking of Yankees--
my mother was in Charleston somewhere, and a woman heard her speaking and said real meanly, "Where you from?" (hard core drawl)
And my mom said "Arizona"
And the woman said "OH! Arizona! That's a nice place to be from" (again, hard core drawl)
and patted her on the back.

Certain joys to the Yankee exemption...

Alternately, my uncle, who moved to GA when he was about 22, will tell anyone that calls him a Yankee, "Yank my doodle it's a dandy!"

[be10dwn]

::::sigh::: Im bored again

[KT]

::::sigh::: Im bored again

write a dirty story and post it in ze lair.