Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair

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I'm not really in charge... I just have more posts than anyone else, so I'm well known

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don't think so

[A.J.]

I think hes just a horny troll.  We dont usually get the type that come by just to tell someone their hot.

I havent had a troll, 'cept phan, in like 6 months.   

[A.J.]

Hey, in LA dont they have to use those little airplane bottles (thats what I call em) to serve hard liqs?  That is seriously one of the silliest attempts at regulating service Ive ever heard of.  Itd be awesome though because those are more than a shot!

[A.J.]

Which I doubt, you aren't an idiot.

Thank you so much for acknowledging that fact. 

I know its a law in some southern state.  Maybe South Carolina.  Im gonna look it up.

[A.J.]

http://www.scpolicycouncil.com/index.asp?CONTENT=newsdetail&TYPE=news&id=60

It is South Carolina.

[A.J.]

Phan, sell me LEEWS!  female dog!  There are only 5 or so on ebay right now and these idiots keep outbidding me. 

[A.J.]

yeah, well, you havent seen me in a skirt!

Im very sexy. 

[TrojanChispas]

i think redacted is phans new favorite word besides calliphygian

[TrojanChispas]

Here too

::callipygian::