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Court

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Ze "It's all a figment of my imagination" Lair
« on: July 21, 2005, 07:55:19 PM »
WARNING!! Meaningless personal drivel is contained within this lair!!

Edit:

ALL DISCUSSION OF POLITICALLY RELATED ISSUES IS HEREBY BANNED IN ZE LAIR!

HOW TO CREATE AN AWESOME LAIR:

1. Postwhore in it. A lot. Then people think "Oh, this thread has a lot of posts. I should go in it."

2. Talk to yourself a lot.

3. Babble.

4. Ramble.

5. And female dog. alllllll to yourself.

6. Oh, it also helps to be nuts.
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Few know the true post count of Court...Only person to achieve "LSD Transcended," at that moment Court achieved Nirvana and post count became meaningless to her.

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2005, 07:56:52 PM »
HISTORIC WALL OF LAIR HISTORY:

what the hell?

I see how it is.

"let's leave Merc's lair and go to Court's!  She has unmentionables!!"

ya bunch of ingrates!

I'm leaving....

Girls like funny boys.

Is it ok if I smoke a cigar in here?
I'll need to taste it first.

debauchery is good for the soul...

yeah, and i busted out tsib on my friends this weekend, they were like  :-X what
tsibanonky

8)

But I am already at the left edge of my sofa. Or do you mean Howard Dean-like Left?

Batman      02:27:49 AM     Viewing the topic Ze Lair of ze "it is all a figment of my imagination anyway" Court.
Wow, that's really weird. I feel like I got caught doing something I wasn't supposed to. Now I'm just ashamed.

True story except for the knife bit.  It was a chainsaw actually.

get to bed, you people.

And this is the social scene.

damn this thread

i can't get it out of my unreads

holla at the lair.
 

wanna luingwing?

Blondie doesn't get it.

Ok, I'm OUT for a while. I've been staring at this board all day. I'll prolly be back in like, 30 min though :)

I had an hour and a half to study, and that time has been wasted watching these posts. I hope you're all happy!

 >:(

"Yes, I have fed the homeless.  Yes, I saved a baby from drowning at age 15.  Yes, I have a 180 lsat score and a 4.0 gpa, but I think my biggest accomplishment as a human being has to be the fact that I started a thread on LSD that had over 30k replies, and went on aimlessly for over 2000 pages.  For this reason, and this reason alone, I humbly ask your admittance in to Yale Law School."

-Excerpt from Court's PS

from post 1 to post 30k in 3 mos...a superb accomplishment. 

wow this thread moves fast.

and if you need that phone sex.... :D :D :D

 :D

DAMMIT!  That's what you wanted?

Leave a freakin message next time!!!!

Speaking of kinky sex....you guys are gonna LOVE this!

Last night, after I left you guys, hubby and I watched TV in the living room for a little while.  Finally, we decided to go to bed, and he went in the bedroom while I put some stuff away and straightened up for a minute.  When I joined hubby inthe bedroom....

He was watching a documentary on Great White Sharks!!!!

He didn't understand why I started cracking up laughing.

 :D :D :D :D :D

Did you know that cockmonkeys are allergic to cats?

They are. 

God almighty

I am bloody randy

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

This was 40k.

i have a cotton swab stuck in my barrel!  >:(

very frustrating...

thanks.  :)
but you know i'm only nice to cover up for my evil.  >:D 

:D

no stan. i just haven't had time to lair it up :(

I should also warn you, I'm in the kind of mood tonight where I might take those stars and shove them so far up your ass you'd be bluer than a smurf.

I have NOT had a good evening.   

 :)

The only person on this thread who gets a response to EVERY post she makes is....COURT.

but that's because she spends so much time talking to herself!  :D

well at least when i'm not here.  ;)

Eh, she's slipped a few times herself lately.

Tis OK.  If she gets flustered we'll just mix her a martini or send her Geek With Bear. 

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

I think I'm worried I'll end up procrastinating here to the detriment of my applications...

COURT HAS LIKE 20K POSTS!!!

she just deleted them all, which is EVEN WORSE!!!

it's like we've got one brain.

should you be scared or should i?

Because its all a figment of my imagination.
No, it's a figment of Court's imagination.  Us included. 
This makes sense. I'm actually a spambot.
I don't actually exist.
hawt

you can't lock teh lair

No, no you cannot. 

your body will find some way to turn on you and bite you in the butt.

At the end of the day, isn't this really the moral of the story?

We're all screwed no matter what, so eat whatever you want is what I say.
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Few know the true post count of Court...Only person to achieve "LSD Transcended," at that moment Court achieved Nirvana and post count became meaningless to her.

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2005, 08:10:13 PM »
i dunno, it's a lair lane.  who cares? look who's in it!!

Look who's married.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2005, 08:11:05 PM »
who?

Me. I'm not supposed to look at pretty girls anymore. That's the rules.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2005, 08:12:27 PM »
who?

Me. I'm not supposed to look at pretty girls anymore. That's the rules.

you're married?  that sucks man.   :-\

It doesn't suck to be married...most of the time.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2005, 08:12:56 PM »
if I had a lair, it wouldn't be a cave....it would be a giant ball pit liike at chuky cheese....except no one under 21 allowed....and on the sides of the wall, their would be spiggots where tequilla flowed freely.....

I like my lair....

Get your own.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2005, 08:14:26 PM »
Oh, *&^%. I didn't realize the lair was by invitation only...I just crashed the place.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2005, 08:14:54 PM »
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It doesn't suck to be married...most of the time.

see i wouldn't know, cause i'm not married.  ;D

Some of the suckage in marriage is the good kind, if you catch my drift.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2005, 08:15:18 PM »
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It doesn't suck to be married...most of the time.

see i wouldn't know, cause i'm not married.  ;D

Uh huh.

LaneSwerver

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Re: Zee Lair of zee Court
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2005, 08:15:58 PM »
Oh, *&^%. I didn't realize the lair was by invitation only...I just crashed the place.

You're family.

Thus entitled to free entrance to zee lair.

Thank you for that. You know what I always said about you to your momma? "The best part about Court was makin' her."